Alpha Epsilon Pi

The resident singer of AEPi. As a member of the Gentlement of the College, Jesse has been known to lull unsuspecting passerbies to sleep with his deep bass voice. His hobbies include mastering every stringed instrument, popping collars, chilling, chilling, chilling, oh, and more chilling. I guess you can say he is a pretty chill guy. In fact, he is so chill that he is majoring in Music and Government, two very chill pursuits. Beware when conversing with him, his facial expressions are known to sting you right in the soul.

When he is not quoting Voltaire to strangers on Duke of Gloucester Street, Andrew Warner can be found at the Alpha Epsilon Pi house. His involvement in the fraternity has crossed the line from helpful to obsessive. He has turned the house of AEPi into the Warner House, as the walls are littered with Andrew Warner Memorabilia, which he himself carved. He insists on selling trading cards of himself dressed in different superhero costumes, requireing brothers to play "the Game of Andrew". Our social events, which used to be fun and exciting, have turned into excuses for Andrew to perform "self-righteous" rituals in which he deems brothers worthy of being "Warnerized". But perhaps we should accept his ways, like how he prefers to sleep on an animal bed in our common area for "creative purposes". He is the core of AEPi's brotherhood, social, philanthropic, and executive branches. In fact, he is the sole member of every committee. His contributions have been exhaustive and limitless. He shows us that anything can be done, so long as Andrew puts his mind to it. Without Andrew Warner, AEPi would cease to exist, at least that is what he tells us. And for that, we thank him!

He hails from a simple town in Virginia. However, he is anything but simple. His interests include gains, gains, and more gains. He eats 12,000 calories a meal just to keep his gains. At parties, he actually picks up girls to maximize his gains. When he's not wrecking bodies on the Rugby field, he works on maximizing his gains. When he isn't pumping iron, he enjoys playing flamenco guitar and studying bioelectromagnetics. An ideal date for Bradshaw would consist of dinner at Mongolian and watching his favorite exercise movie, "No Pain, No Gains...GRRRRR".

A freshman from Reston, Virginia, Paul Stein is a changed man. Like Moses in the desert, Paul used to wander aimlessly in his pursuit of women. But just as Moses received his Ten Commandments, Paul Stein received the book: "He Just Gets Me". Paul learned about the cold reads, the body language and the attitude that are required to get attraction fast. "Worth its weight in Gold," Paul now is the ultimate ladies man after having read this book. Once he arrived at William and Mary, no women could resist his charm and kindness. He looks forward to spending four years perfecting the art of being AEPI's resident Playa.

He was raised in the mean streets of Richmond, Virginia. He is, however, anything but mean. He feels that it is much better to face all things with a sense of poise and rationality. He is planning to double major in Physics and Environmental Science at the College. In his spare time, Kevin enjoys tickling the keys of his clarinet for any one of the 25 ensembles he is involved in with the music department. Ask him about it. Apart from raising his voice three octaves in excitement when seeing a friend on campus, thus screeching like a small child, Kevin’s hobbies include dressing like Mr. Incredible, studying Physics like a true nerd, wearing J.Crew shirts, ripping spandex costumes, and eating Cookout. He is the only member of the Tau Pi Chapter who is able to wear the backwards baseball cap without looking like  an idiot- now that’s an accomplishment!

His bucket is large enough to carry the Pacific Ocean (one gallon at a time over the course of many millennia). He knows that secret notes can be found in sealed cans of beans.He bears the scars of a relationship with a vampire. He’s one of the best sailors in the civilization of Dinwiddie (located in the Botetourt Region). He once touched a forbidden door in a forbidden place. He writes a new text every week, and each week his writings are published and read. As Lancelot rode in a prisoner-cart for Guinevere, Ian gave up his spot in line during Adventure Games for a lady.Ian Huber is probably not the most interesting man in the world. But he may be the most interesting class of 2017 W&M student in the Koach family of AEPi.

He is a freshman physics major hailing from Richmond VA. He is a man of few words but this hasn’t stopped him from being an even bigger lady killer than his big. It is a rare evening to find Big-B alone without a young damsel under his arm. When he isn’t seducing the ladies, Big-B can be found can be found playing Magic the Gathering, kicking butt and taking names. For as soft-spoken as he his, Big-B has one of the most ridiculous senses of humor his man has ever experienced. Only time will tell where AEPi’s most interesting man will go and what he will do

wanted to join The Cure, but his parents chose to put all of their eggs in the master-playing-the-steel-drum basket.  Sadly, though John learned to play the steel drum like a little Caribbean god, his skill set never quite matched what Robert Smith was looking for.  When John isn't busy daydreaming of lives unlived, he spends most of his time reading existentialist fiction and working on his steel drum solo album, Sad Songs From Sunny Isles. 

He has the most loving big brother in all of the Tau Pi chapter.  Aryeh Sapon cared about Aaron so much that he vowed to write a brother bio that was both fitting and heartfelt.  Unfortunately, Brother Sapon happens to be very forgetful, and so Aaron never got his blurb.  However, if one had to venture a guess at Aaron's interests, snorkling and hugging himself seem like safe bets.

He was once a single cell floating through a vastly empty space. Before that meager cell split and grew into a human, it was already telling jokes and doing stand up comedy to all of the other cells. All of the other cells thought that Peter was the funniest cell they knew. Two decades later, all of the people who know Peter Ronson say that he is the funniest guy they knew. His comedy can be seen at Sandbox Improv shows across campus.Add Description here

He hales from Charlottesville, Virginia. Don't let his quiet nature fool you, he is the most fratty frat guy I have had the pleasure of meeting (he was too fratty for UVA). As an aspiring music major he is very talented on numerous instruments including the mandolin, ukulele, guitar, and piano. He also plays melodica for the pep band. Josh always does a good job of keeping the brotherhood laughing with his witty and not overdone comments. here

Tthe honorary Iranian member of the Chapter.  His hobbies include quidditch, talking about quidditch, and playing quidditch.  Arya is one of the friendliest, albeit ethnically confused, people ever.  He is always willing to lend a hand to a brother while telling of his amazing quidditch exploits.Add Description here

He was once but a young lad with a dream: to become the very best, the best there ever was.  He, of course, failed, and must settle for the dull existence of a potato-farmer-turned-frat-star. Jesse's talents include, but are not limited to: looking like Orren Saltzman, naked wrestling, throwing up on people, owning a penguin onesie, and throwing his pledge pin into a lake.

On the surface, Aaron Epstein may appear to be nothing more than a lanky, bearded sex machine. But on the inside he is actually more gruff and strong. Pictured here is Aaron having just wrestled an archangel into submission, torn his wings off, and attached those wings to his own person through the use of arcane magic. When not practicing judo on heavenly creatures, Aaron enjoys watching the efforts of lesser beings on Twitch Plays Pokemon.Add Description here

This statement is false. When he was a young boy, his father took him into the city, to see a marching band. He then saw the singer in a smokey room. After this transformative experience, he became a gunboat in a sea of fear. New mission: refuse this mission. However, because the sea is cold, he is shamed and lying on the floor. He is torn. He is not as brave as he was at the start. Does a set of all sets contain itself? To catch him is your test. To train him is your cause.

M.J. A man of few words. Or is it many? Capable of ripping a turnip out of the ground with his bare hands, he is not a man to be trifled with. At the age of 3, Michael learned to run at an exceptional speed while chasing down cheetahs in the African safari. This skill turned out to be especially useful upon his immigration to America, where they play strange games with flying plastic discs, and he became a god among men at the sport. Michael has become resident stable master, after proving his prowess by bareback riding rhinoceroses.Add Description here

He brought a bronado to town when he first step foot on the William and Mary campus. His paisley and Hawaiian shirts made the women swoon with cries of “Oh, Steve, you’re my number one pop pop.” With a dash of Old Bay seasoning and a short ditty from his saxophone, the brothers of AEPi high fived him into the fraternity. Stephen Israel is a true example of the modern renaissance bro. A water polo all star (with a monogrammed Israel speedo), music skills to rival Elvis himself, and a sharper wit than Samuel Clemens, there is no better resume to put on okcupid, Jdate, or even the Tau Pi chapter website. If one is in trouble, all they have to do is call “You smell what I’m stepping in, bro?”, and Steve Israel will be there to rescue them. If one needs Steve, but the need is less urgent, one can find him walking the mean streets of Baltimore or serenading the lovely ladies of Sorority Court from the AEPi porchAdd Description here

He hails from some town in New Jersey that has tons of little white dogs. While you may be unable to tell from his photo, Ethan is the humble master of the fraternity. However, he is a completely lazy slacker who totally does nothing with his life. Don't let his participation in honor societies, conduct council, or trips to the Dominican Republic with the hopes of going to Med school fool you. He actually does nothing. 

Undoubtedly he is the meanest kid in the fraternity. Just look at those savage yellow eyes and that terrifying yellow polo. You won't have time to process his mean looks before he punches you in the face. You may think that is an innocent fist pump, but beware, for Ben strikes at the unaware. Ben's hobbies include, but are not limited to: punching, saying things that make you cringe, or blinding you with his brightly colored wardrobe.